When you're having sex covered in paint and smack your partners ass leaving a painted handprint.
Dude, I nailed that girl last night and we ended up in a paunt.
When you're doing a girl or guy from behind and you see poop on their ass.
Yea, I hit that but she had a painted bagel.
Adjective: When you orally consume ass from a person(s) who are infected with the covid 19 virus.
"Dude, she has the rona. Don't be a taint bagel"
When you're tossing someone's salad after they've had an extensive amount of hot sauce on taco Tuesday.
Man, she was hot, but she had Tapatio Salad and my mouth is on fire!