Hannah

The most beautiful, sweet, kind girl in the world. Surprises you, by making you realize the fact that you actually have a heart, and then melts it immediately. Any guy would be so lucky to even remotely be in the presence of a Hannah. Her kisses are something to behold. When you hold her in your arms, you're holding the sun, so golden, so warm. If a wild Hannah appears, definitely use your masterball, for if she gets away, it will be the biggest mistake of your life, also no other pokeball is good enough for her but the best. You do not need to catch them all, for once you catch her, she will be your all and give you her all. You won't need to catch anything else ever again, as you will be so happy. The only nickname you could possibly give her is honey, or sweetheart, or sweetie, bacause she is so sweet, obviously. Hannahs are EXTREMELY rare though, it's like finding a shiny Mew, or Celebi in the wild. You just can't do that anymore! She's like the Pikachu to your Ash, inseperable. She will be the Pam to your Jim. ( The Office, good show, go watch it.) It might take you and her a long while to realize you're perfect for each other, but once you finally do, it'll be the best thing that's ever happened to you. Always make time for a Hannah, for if you don't have time for her, and you're not at your best, you never deserved a Hannah in the first place. Originally I had over 4000 characters I used, but U.Dictionary kinda boned me, here's the short and sweet version...

Guy: That Hannah girl is a weird creep dweeb...
John: yeah, but I love her, so shut the fuck up.

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