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When someone has a stroke and a seizure at the same time.
I saw a guy have a seizure salad the other day. It was pretty disturbing.
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When you cum into a condom, flip it inside out, put it on your hand like a glove, and punch someone in the face full force.
Yo did you hear? Joe pulled a murph nuke on frank!
The best and most inspirational planet in our solar system. The planet was first discovered and classified as a planet in 1930, but was relegated to "dwarf-planet" status by the International Astronomical Union in 2006. Since February 21, 2014 it has been in consideration to be reclassified as a planet. Pluto just goes to show, no matter what they say about you, nobody can change who you are.