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Salvador Panelo

A Chinese secret agent the media doesn't want you to know.

Juan: Could you look at that Pedro? Salvador Panelo is doing Chinese stuffs again.
Pedro: He's just riding a jeep holding a Chinese flag.

by Just_satire November 4, 2019


Horse-pilled

When you develop hatred for vaccines that you decide ivermectin is the way.

"I was afraid all of my friends were planning to take the Pfizer jabs. I told them the vaccines are dangerous, but they laughed at me and called me names. When they all took the jabs, I was really mad and lonely until someone gave me some dose of horse drug. That's when I became horse-pilled"

by Just_satire September 17, 2021

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Recepius Erdoganus

A Turkish scientific name for a weird peculiar specie called Erdogan; a talking small red penis that gobbles when a 51er faps.

In Turkey, a Recepius Erdoganus appears and starts gobbling loudly for an empire every time a 51er plays with his small dingaling.

by Just_satire August 8, 2017


ISIS

A group of Middle Eastern ninjas and illiterate desert dwellers living in caves, masturbating to goat porn and shoot and bomb people for 72 goats.

To join ISIS, one of you must fuck and marry a goat. Once you join the group, you made a promise to give me a 3-hour blowjob.
-Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi

by Just_satire August 25, 2016

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