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Risk-free public sex during shelter-in-place, due to the absence of large public gatherings. Named after social distancing.
Michael and I have been social dick-sucking and itâs great because nobody has called the cops this time
The place-holder name for the unknown STI you got first semester of college, derived from a portmanteau of herpes, gonorrhea, syphilis, and AIDS.
My herpegonosyphilaids is really acting up but the free clinic doesnât open until Friday
When you go on a seasonally-induced bottoming rampage. Ferived from âcuffing seasonâ.
Iâm having major plug fever, it must be stuffing season
The act of using your erect penis to spread your jizz across a personâs body, in a similar fashion to the eponymously trademarked ice-rink cleaning invention by Frank Zamboni
Tony gave me a zamboner last night. It took me hours to clean everything off
The irresistible urge to stick things in your butt.
There is an epidemic of Plug Fever among gay teens in the US.
The practice of giving depressed teenagers tens of thousands or more in debt with no financial experience or context
Johnny has $100,000 in student loans for an art degree, and he works at McDonalds!
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A term specific to Washington D.C. for âvotersâ
Boomers are such useful idiots
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