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When someone or an organization does something or creates a situation that is ridiculously stupid and frustrating in multiple ways, usually intentionally. Similar to a clusterfuck
The school has sent me the sixth revised financial aid package and they still made another error. This is a calliope of clownish cuntfuckery
When you have condomless sex without any other contraceptives and you are in a simultaneous state of parenthood and near-miss until a few weeks later
Michael and I had a Schrödingerâs baby but itâs been seven weeks and morning sickness hasnât started yet so I guess Iâm not pregnant
The anal swab you do at the clinic, like a pap smear, but instead involves inserting a sterile cotton swab into your lower fun zone.
I got a crap smear last night and it still hurts.
Former Hippies who are indeed still hip (derived from Boomer + Flower child)
I was expecting Jimmyâs grandpa to be as pretentious as the rest of his family, but turns out heâs a Bloomer!
A term for a verbal degradation kink; When one is sexually aroused by being verbally abused by their partner. It may also be applied to specific role-play situations.
1. Iâm such a Judge Judy, I love talking shit in bed.
2. Michael Judge Judyâd me last night and it was kind of hot
A term for roleplay sex involving men, a portmanteau of Halloween and peen.
Michael gave me Hallopeen last night. It was amazing.
A low-grade female gold digger who exploits dates for meals. Is known to say âchivalry is deadâ whenever confronted. Derived from the euphemism âLady of the Nightâ, which means prostitute.
Tanya is a Lady of the Café. Sheâs had seven dates this week, and itâs Thursday.