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A celebrity who is famous for nothing more than spending a successful parents money. They prance around doing D list VH1 spots and making an ass of themselves. Look for fake blond hair, fake boobs, eyelashes and a voice that sounds like a baby hooker.
To fend off a celebutaunt, point out the nearest guy in a nice suit and watch them swarm. Run for your life.
Did you see that Celebutaunt chasing Greg? Too bad Tommy Lee wasn't here to distract her.
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Woman in her mid forties who pushes her young child to be in pageants to live vicariously through that child. Delirious to how a normal child should be raised and a complete dumb bitch. Notorious for harboring the future strippers of America.
That Pageant mom is the reason my tanning store is still in business.
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To be Pro Obama. Sometimes taken to a gross fan girl based extent.
My Aunt is so ProBama, that she got his face tattooed on her back, next to her Jessica Rabbit Ink.
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