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Someone who constantly needs to be babysat when they drink, almost to the point where you won't drink with them.
Joe: Tim wants to go out tonight but he's so much work to drink with
John: Yeah he gets sloppy real quick, fucking daycare drunk, I don't want to have to take care of him all night.
Tim: LETS GET WASTEY
When you start watching "Bork" videos (Animal covers of songs) and find yourself stuck watching them for hours.
I found this new cover of Spooky Scary skeletons and that led me to a 3 hour bork hole, I got nothing done today.
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To get in trouble, hurt or have something taken away from you for someone not watching their kid
John: Some kids were taunting my neighbors dog and stuck their hand through the fence to touch it and got bit, they put the dog down.
Jane: He got Harambe'd like a motha-fucka
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In porn, after a guy has sex with a chick in the butt they usually show her gaping butthole and when you look into it, it looks like a hallowed out jack-o-lantern.
"She has anal a lot, I bet she has a pumpkin butthole"
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A booty so good that when you see it, you let out a godzilla roar
Oh shit did you see that godzilla-booty?! *RAWWWWWR* goddamn
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