cherryfloat

when you f*ck a girl till she bleeds then you blow your load at the same time

after dinner for dessert i hit that shit so hard that we had a cherry float

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Penny candy

Candy that can be bought for 1 cent. Usualy found at corner stores and is becoming less and less available.

Johnny: I have one dollar.
Susie: What will you spend it on?
Johnny: 100 pieces of Penny Candy.

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veverka

originating from Sexy Tigerish, it is usually used to define anything that is incredibly attractive or Sexified

wow he is freaking Veverka

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antarctica

The large, unsettled frozene expanse beneath the phallic shapes of Africa and South America. You can get free ice there.

I went to Antarctica for free ice cream.

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Domestic

A car that people buy because they love replacing their head gaskets at 50,000 because they are so caught up in being patriotic that they don't realize how ignorant they are when they purchase a large pos on 4 wheels (If it's a dodge durango make it 3 wheels because they are known to fall off occasionally)

Ford, GM, Dodge, Chrysler, the big turd I make after I take a crap on any domestic car

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mammalaya

a fine meat dish of meats from around the world. each mammal was eaten by the later to eventually create a stew of 33 animals, which is in the end, just whale shit.

how to make mammalaya:
take one turducken (a pork stuffed game hen stuffed in a duck, stuffed in a turkey) and feed it to a moose. Kill the moose within 20 minutes of ingestion, remove the stomach and liquify the contents. Intravenously feed the liquid to a Deer. Feed the deer to a large group of cows, and then give the full cows to a whale. Wait till the whale shits, collect the excrement and boil for 3 hours. Strain off excess muck and drink.

pass the mammalaya

hey ya'll, the mammalaya is on, grab a spoon.

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raju

Raju is a Chootiya, a Gandu

Woh dekh raju ko, chootiye ki tarha gandu ban raha hai.

Raju Gandu, randa chai laayo parcel u Chootiya

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