Half-Cocked

being about half drunk

after those shots that we had i'm about half cocked

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Flip-flaps

An alternate word for 'flip-flops', commonly used by African American males in the southeastern United States.

"Rerun! Make sho you put on yo flip-flaps befo you git on da beach!"

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stridor

Someone that does not have a place to live and mooches off other peoples places. Sometimes a Stridor will be at your place when nobody else is there.

Occasionally I come home and see this stridor eating my food and sleeping on my favorite couch.

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Curling

Unlike what the other asshole said,a curling game consists of two four player teams, and the object is to have your rock the closest to the pin after sliding it from one end of the ice to the other, the skip tells the sweepers to sweep or not to sweep, and sweeping drags the rock further, and holds line. Curling is a game of skill, and accuracy and most games are won by centimetres. And by the way, The united states have a mens team, a womens, team, a junior mens team, and a junior womens team, You ignorant fuckhead, to think that someone can actually criticise a sport that they know absolutely nothing about, bravo dickhead you just embarrassed your country by being such a fuckoff.

Wow this guy is a real ignorant fuckhead! He cant even give a proper definition for curling!

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dacryphilia

sexual arousal by your partner's tears

Because of my dacryphilia, I couldn't help myself at my girlfriend's grandma's funeral.

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kpak

a code name for crack Crack cocane (smoke-able format)

lets smoke some kpak

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loat

A fat ugly man.

Dude, check out that loat at five-o-clock.

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