gamecube

Gamecube definition: A console inferior in all ways to the Xbox, Xbox 360 and PS2. Although the PS2 is also not as good as the Xbox or 360. Kay?

Mark: Hey Justin I just bought a gamecube!
*Justin hits mark with meaty Xbox controller*
Justin: No, bad Mark! What have I told you about bringing crap into my house?

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sted

A contraction of steroid head, if you describe someone as a "sted" it means they are very strong, not on steroids (necessarily). Often used sarcastically. Generally used in the UK.

1-Go on sted, lift this weight!

2-Ok! *falls over and breaks leg*

1-You're really strong.

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pentagon of truth

A magical creation in which five people tell the truth and then nothing leaves the pentagon...

If you break the pentagon you will be used to make copious amounts of mudhoney, and then forced to drink it.

No you can't join the pentagon of truth, then that'd be a hexagon! That's fucked up!

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