TOC roach

Used to describe the individuals whose sole purpose is to maintain the TOC (Tactical Operations Center). This is not strictly limited to non-combat arms personel, as infantrymen can also be assigned TOC duty. TOC roaches very closely resemble a Fobbit. The TOC roaches most excrutiating efforts in combat are going to the gym, having carpal tunnel, dry eyes and cauliflower ear (from listening to the radio)

Soldier 1- "Did you see the new T.V. in the TOC?"
Soldier 2- "yeah i bet those TOC Roaches are loving it!"

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Sadr slap

when you are in combat (namely iraq) and your in a fierce firefight. while shooting your way out of it and hopefully killing alot of haji you develop a huge boner. while you are traversing the turret you smack usually the driver, but anyone in the truck in the face or helmet with your boner.

*after a firefight*
soldier in the turret- "dude i totally gave you a Sadr slap while i was mowing down haji earlier!"
soldier driving- "you bastard i knew i felt something smack my helmet during that firefight!"

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