splatter patty

Dried up jizz splatter on the wall

Her: what’s that on your wall? By the bed?
Me: I jerked off and let the jizz dry on the wall for fun,

Her-that’s what I like to call freaking disgusting!
Me: ha that is what I like to call a splatter patty yo!

Parmesan pellet

That one annoying white or silver car that is driving like it’s their first day on the interstate during rush hour.

Omg you stupid Parmesan pellet get out of my damn way already!