smerfed

When you poop in a freshly cleaned porta potty and when you wipe it’s blue like a smerfs butt from the splash.

Dude they refreshed the biffy, put some TP down. I just smerfed my self.

car pool

When two people share a bathroom stall to take a dump at the same time, one between the others leggs

Dude, there is only one stall left, want to car pool?

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