Toilet Brisket

Toilet Brisket - Is one who shits a massive amount in the bathtroom toilet, and is usually accompanied with loud farts and kicking of the legs.

1. After eatting a hearty filling brunch my sister went into the ladys room to make some "Toilet Brisket".
2. That chicks ass is so big, I wonder how much "Toilet Brisket" she can make in one sitting.

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Banana Slap

When a man ejaculates on a woman’s ass and tailbone and proceeds to slap his penis in his own cum.

Yo I bent that bitch over did her doggy style and once I was done I was banana slapping dat ass.

Eruptus Vesuvanus

When a man ejaculates a spectacular load in a woman’s ass, and she farts the whole cum load out, resembling a volcano.

Damn her ass caused an Eruptus Vesuvanus after I came in it. There was jizz all over the room and on the ceiling.

Power Loaf

Is when you sit on the toilet and take a huge shit and the turd is harder than a cinderblock or a brick and it gets stuck like a blockage and it feels like your asshole is going to tear apart but then it comes out and creates a massive splash in the toilet bowl.

After 3 days Mike started the protein shake diet he went to the bathroom to pinch off a power loaf.