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A derogatory term used to refer to people under the age of 18 as not being able to do the same things that a person over the age of 18 could do. It is used mostly in countries that do not have smart enough people in them to realize that nothing changes when a person turns 18 (such as America).
Minor: Why can I not do the same things that you can do?
Adult: Because you need extreme protection because you are not a human being yet.
Minor: But why am I not a human being yet?
Adult: Umm, hey look over there a flying dog! *Adult runs*
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A company that manufactures cats.
Person 1: What brand of cat do you have?
Person 2: A feLINEรยฎ, how bout you?
Person 1: A Siameseรยฎ.
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A much cheaper alternative to the Xbox 360 due to the fact that you don't have to buy a $20 dollar charging kit, a $50 a year online membership, a $200 dollar obsolete HDDVD drive, and it takes standard HDD's compared to the Xbox 360's Microsoft drives. You save a lot of money buying a PS3.
Person 1: I just bought a PS3 and it's got all the features you spend hundreds on for your 360, but standard!
Person 2: Well, my Xbox 360 has the RROD! Your PS3 doesn't have that!
Person 1: Ya, but my PS3 isn't a Microsoft product so it wouldn't.
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An awesome pet that has a lot of whiskers and a tail
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Something websites put up so they can afford to buy drugs such as cocaine and pot.
Person 1: Why are there so many ads on urbandictionary.com
Person 2: Because drugs don't come cheap.
Person 1: I see.
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Basically the same thing as a Windows Media Center Extender only from Apple so it works correctly.
Person 1: I love my new Apple TV.
Person 2: I love my old Windows Media Extender. Oh no, it crashed.
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A piece of spyware capable of recording passwords and other personal information secretly for use by criminals. It is disguised as "parental control software" for legal reasons. Competes with NETNanny and a few other apps which do similar tasks.
Criminal 1: It's so difficult to get peoples bank account information these days, what should we do?
Criminal 2: Don't worry about it, I just set up CYBERsitter on a few library computers, now all we have to do is plug in the included SnoopSticks to my PC and we can get everyone's bank account information in less then 60 seconds!
Criminal 1: Wow! It really is worth the $39.95 it costs!
Criminal 2: I know! Tomorrow I'm going to set it up on my rich friends computer so I can get his bank account information too! See there really are companies that help us criminals!
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