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Something I will never do because it is ageist, even when I turn 18.
Person 1: You gonna vote tomorrow?
Person 2: No, I'm not a citizen of the USA, I can't vote.
Person 1: Yes you are, you were born here!
Person: 2: No, in the USA your not a citizen till your 18.
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A website that is infested with ads that infect your Windows (and even Mac) computers with viruses. The ads have many trojan horses that can execute under Windows and even have a few that work under Mac OS X Tiger and Leopard. It is a site that is extremely dangerous. They also offer a premium service which is a scam and will empty your PayPal account out yet PayPal won't do a thing about it. I believe that PayPal works with QJ.NET.
Person 1: PayPal, QJ.NET just scammed me, they said that their ad free service would remove the ads but it doesn't.
Person 2: We don't give a damn, tell it too someone who cares.
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The best portable device ever made period.
Person 1: Haha I can play GBA games on my DS and you can't on your PSP
Person 2: Actually, yes I can as well as NES, SNES, N64, PS1, GB, GBC, and many other games too!
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A very generous man that lives in the town of Dukesberry. Often hated upon by David Stone and the rest of the town.
Whitey: Your honor if it pleases the court I'd like to make a statement.
Stone: Shut your motherfucking mouth you freakin hairy ass pussy suckin' scumbag (song starts).
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The greatest con artist, thief, and criminal who ever lived. In the total 30+ years that his company, Microsoft, was in existence, they have yet to produce one halfway decent product. Everything they make is a rip off of another companies product (Windows = Mac OS, Xbox = PlayStation, Zune = iPod, etc).
A message Bill Gates always sees when creating a new version of Windows "Are you sure you want to change all words beginning with "Mac OS" located on the volume Mac OS X Install DVD.dmg to "Windows?"
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How Scooby Doo says homosexual.
Scooby Doo: Rooby rooby roo, raggy's ra romorexual!
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A company that made the crappy AdSence technologies.
Person 1: I just saw an ad for some illegal pirated video games on QJ.NET.
Person 2: Yea, those are Google AdSence ads.
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