Pittsburgh Creamer

The process by which a girl blocks you with her hand while you attempt to give her a facial, and then smacks you in the face while shouting "Bitch!" in an emasculating manner.

Guy 1:
I once tried to give my girlfriend a facial. She blocked it with her hand and proceeded to smack me across the face with it. She then proceeded to say "Bitch!", in a very emasculating manner. That was my first Pittsburgh Creamer, bro.

Guy 2: Whoa.

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