food hostage

When your girlfriend takes fucking forever to figure out what to eat and you're stuck hostage waiting forever starving to death suffering greatly :(

For fucksake Diana hurry up and decide what you want to eat so we can go and order! Your holding me food hostage! Im sooo hungry!!!!

Faggot

A guy who thinks he's tough and stares at other dudes in public instead of minding his own business or checking out hot chicks.

Fuck that dudes a faggot he won't stop looking over at me!!!

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squid pussy

A pussy with large flaps that hang out like tentacles

Dam dude that chick had mad squid pussy was soooo gross! I couldnt go down on her!

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smash grip

The love handles on a thick girls back when she bent over doggy style that you can grip onto and smash hard as fuck!!!

Dam bro that thick girl last night had the best smash grips, just locked up and crushed that pussy with the force brov!

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Snatch Lump

The lump of a girls pussy you can see when she is in her underwear or bikini

Guys at the beach: Dam dude see that girls snatch lump when she bent over to pick up her towel!? Pussy was poppin!

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A Yoko Ono

A asian girl who loves the white dick and always dates and loves white guys, while never dating asian guys or any other race besides white. When you see a Asian girl and a White guy in public you can say to your mate Yoko Ono and he will know exactly what you mean haha.

while walking past a asian girl, white guy couple.

"dude a yoko ono!" friend one
"oh shit I see her haha" friend two

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Elbow grease on a hoe

when you meet a girl with a pretty face who is a bit chubby and you start coaching her in nutrition and fitness until she has a hot body to match her life.

Bro I met this girl her face is soooo cute but shes a bit chubby, I dunno if I should date her?! Bro just slap some elbow grease on a hoe and get her in shape than she will love you even more and you got a hot girlfriend win win

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