muff rebuff

When a girl blocks another girl from hooking up with someone.

"Amy totally muff rebuffed me last night."
"What a bitch!"

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Monkey Mitts

An alternative format for playing edward forty hands where you drink brass monkeys instead of regular forties.

"Hey Joe the Plumber, let's play forty hands tonight."
"Nah, John. Let's play monkey mitts."

Wiltshire

To pronounce an extra sound in a word which does not correspond phonetically to the spelling of the word.

Hey, Josh, check out that bolth of those drawlings. (Bolth and drawlings are Wiltshires)

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