hiccup

1. a quick, involuntary inhalation that follows a spasm of the diaphragm and is suddenly checked by closure of the glottis, producing a short, relatively sharp sound.
2. a very long, group exhale ( normally performed by the imadouchebag tribe) that involves a circle of men and women and one midget. The midget walks around the circle biting on a pube and ripping it out chewing very fast, at high speeds. As this happens the men and women inhale and is suddenly checked by a open of the glottis, producing a very long ...........not sharp sound that the midgets hate,and beat the shit out of all of them and go to Walmart to buy new costumes . The men and women then put on there clothes wonder where they are, why they are there,and when they were there.They walk home wondering why they r bleeding excessively and they count there pubes and wonder y they r missing one.........

My mother was very angered with me when she found out i hiccuped twice at my friends house.

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