Sonny

A dog that is very very obese and lazy, it likes to sit on the couch and watch golf. It struggles to even walk and a trip to the food bowl is like a horrendous mountain climb to this dog. If this dog happens to go outside ,before he does so, he applies sunscreen to protect him from thee ultraviolet rays. Sonny's most distinct feature is that he smells like burnt pancakes. Dilf.

Dale: Oh shit that's an ugly fat dog...
Keith: Shit, you're right that thing is a Sonny!

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