pee splice

when youre taking a piss and it splits into many streams. usually happens during your moring piss.

david says: sorry i'm late. i had a pee splice so i had to clean the toilet up.

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fadded up

when you have sex with fat chicks

while you kids get tadded up, i get all fadded up

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Catchers mit face

Noun: used to describe the excessively sun-exposed face of a female. It is brown and wrinkly resembling a catcher's mit.

Check out the catcher's mit face on that soccer mom!

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K-MAC

a kids big mac at mcdonalds

kids mac happy meal

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internal fart

when you hold a fart for too long, and it finally pops inside your body before seeking its way outside. and after some time it slowly seeks out of your anus with a decayed smell that smells like old fart. (eg, could be the smell of a dead animal thast been dead for ages but still has not been cleaned up..)

david says: oh damn, i just had an internal fart
kevin *faints*

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oody

something incredibly awesome unlike anything else. commonly used to refer to women's buttocks.

Dang! That hoe got an oody booty! Fo sho!

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bildong

when you stick your dick up a hot bitch's ass and get it stuck

Aww Marty, you bildonged it AGAIN.

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