shams

1. (n) An act of pulling out suddenly and unexpectedly (such as of a parking space, vagina, Iraq war) and then immediately vacating the premises, often in a manner that leads to feelings of later regret and embarrassment on the part of the shams-er and bewildered, unfulfilled disappointment on the part of the shams-ed.
2. (v) -ed, -ing; To change plans or directions quickly and erratically based on impulse and with little forethought.

1. Doug totally pulled a shams and backed out right into the side of that Mercedes.
2. Yeah but right then I remembered that Jessica was probably waiting for me at my apartment so I shamsed it out of there and booked it home half naked but I still just missed her.

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