Phebe

A Phebe is a stupid version of the Greek name Phoebe (no hate to Phoebe's you are awesome!). Phebe's are like the girls in 3rd Grade who are looking for a boy to be with, they are usually naive and don't tend to be smart. (Male variant - Alfred)

Chad 1: Wow, that girl is totally a Phebe.
Chad 2: I know, that's why I broke up with her.

Mcauley

Mcauley's come in many different shapes and sizes, some are mean some are nice. Mcauley's are special none the less. They like Teddiursa.

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Mcauley: Teddiursa's awesome! I have them as my buddy on Pokemon GO!
Dood: who are you again?

Alfred

Stupid, loud, idiotic. If you had a 6 year old child on sugar, this is what they'd be called. (Female variation - Phebe)
(Bonus if they want to be a cowboy!)

An Alfred is a type of human which you should never fiddle with. They're probably in 3rd Grade. Beware, don't be an Alfred.

My son is an Alfred, I'm now depressed.