Garbage Storms

Freakish weather anomalies consisting of dust and rotting trash caught up in a wind vortex. Garbage storms are known to occur in Worcester, Massachusetts, as well as on Wal-Mart lots throughout the nation.

After being caught in a Garbage Storm, I was forced to return home immediately and shower.

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Worcester

A dumpy city in the middle of Massachusetts that was once a hub of industrial activity and commerce. Now it is the home of shifty characters, rotting three-deckers, and unique garbage storms. Anyone with the money to move out eventually does, unless they are an idiot.

A visitor to Worcester would be ill-advisted to walk down Main Street after dark, unless they are looking for a beating or third-rate prostitute with AIDS.

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Panther

A car platform introduced by the Ford Motor Company in the late 1970s. Notable features include a sturdy body-on-frame design, large trunk, roomy interior, and a long hood with enough room underneath for a powerful V8 or V10 engine. In 2004, the Ford Crown Victoria, Mercury Grand Marquis/Marauder, and Lincoln Towncar were all built on the Panther platform.

After GM killed off the Caprice in 1996, the Panthers became the last traditional American sedans.

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