Jer Bear

Someone with the inability to get food, particularly Big Macs, off their mind.

Haiden: Jeremiah failed the test again.
Kellan: he was probably had his next Big Mac on his mind the whole time.
Haiden: Bro’s literally a Jer Bear

Jer Bear

A Jer Bear is someone whose food addiction has progressed to the magnitude of an addiction to heroin. Food is often the only thing on a Jer Bear’s mind, especially Big Macs. Because of this, they often have trouble focusing. Other foods that a Jer Bear might crave could be pizza, french fries, fried chicken, pasta, or meat of any kind. It has never been proven whether or not the appetite of a Jer Bear can be satisfied, but most experts believe that it can not. The leading Jer-Bearologists claim that “Getting a Jer Bear to stop being hungry is like trying to reach zero degrees Kelvin.” Be careful if you ever meet a Jer Bear; they cannot control their hunger. The chance that he tries to eat you is reason enough for alarm, however, it would be far more devastating if he were to sit on you.

Haiden: Here comes Jeremiah
Kellan: He ate Jacob yesterday
Haiden: He can’t help it, he’s a Jer Bear

Pallywaller

Something that is generally nonsensical.

Ron: “There is a devastating pamdemic sweeping the nation, where women named Pam are mysteriously disappearing!”
Carolina: “That sounds like Pallywaller.”

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No Horse Steroids Required

It means to get real, and be yourself. If you feel like your friend or loved one is putting on an act, you can tell them; no horse steroids required.

Todd: “Are you feeling ok?”
Stephanie: “Yeah, I’m fine”
Todd: “Stephanie, there’s no horse steroids required here”
Stephanie: “Ok, I’m sad that Roger broke up with me”

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