swonked

A state of being so fucking drunk you can no longer be called by your given name and you can barely do the following: stand, be left unattended for any amount of time, and form coherent sentences. Being "swonked" typically results in the inappropriate touching of friends & strangers, being forcibly removed from bars, memory loss, and/or pants pissing.

Swank was so swonked he literally got thrown out of the same bar twice before 6pm on Sunday.

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