star jones

Starr Jones
Jabba the hut's long lost cousin. Does payless shoe ads where they dont show her feet in shoes because she has giant foot fat leaking out of the shoes. Once ate a whole man.

I be Star Jones yo! Im a lawyer.

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Old Man Flappy Cap

Singer Brian Johnson from AC/DC. Called this because he wears a stupid old man's flappy cap.

I think old man flappy cap is about to sing Thunderstruck.

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Jimming

To drink alcohol at a very slow pace. To let your alcohol get warm from being drank slowly. Originated in Akron, OH.

He is jimming his beer.

She needs to stop jimming her drink so we can go to the next bar.

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jesse jackson

A camera chaser.

He started a scandal so he could Jesse Jackson his way onto TV.

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Honda

A slow, torqueless crate. Often found in Highschool parking lots driven by the LD (learning disabled) kids. Drivers of Hondas are often known to think that their stock Civic can beat a Ferarri.
Often found with huge park bench style wings, giant droningly gay mufflers, and suburban "ganstas" who are actually mindless pussies behind the wheel.

I would rather take the bus than drive a Honda.

I watched the fast and the furious, have an IQ less than 80, so now I want a Honda.

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