39

a number that subconsciously attracts the member of the opposite sex when displayed.

Niven: Check out my s3xy 39 shirt"
Assorted girls: He's so hot, I wan't his bod!!!!"

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mindspillage

The things that overflow from one's brain, written, spoken, or otherwise, without regard for structure.

I have a blog to hold my public mindspillage.

This is some random mindspillage for you to look at.

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girl

"You can't trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die."

Its time of the god damn month again and yet I am still here on this god damn earth.

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man boobs

When a lardass's breastesses exceed the size of his female partners, and he needs some support in that region.

I saw a guy trying on a bra in Victoria's Secret. It was red and lacy.

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clubbing

Hitting up all the hot club spots

"We're hardcore clubbing tonight in the T-dot"

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assiltonian

The hamiltonian operator for the wavefunction of a shaking ass (if the ass shaking is modeled as a harmonic oscillator).

Professor Yethiraj, could you tell me? What's my assiltonian?

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florida or germany

it's actually called germany or florida
it's a game invented by loveline co-host adam carolla in which listeners call in with freaky anecdotes regarding sex or some shit like that, and adam and dr. drew try to guess if the origin or the story is germany or florida

"germany or florida" is the pimpin' theme song sung by adam carolla

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