Ankle

When your Aunt has a sex change and becomes your Uncle.

Chip: "Hey how's your Aunt Charlene these days?"

Dale: "Oh....umm...Uncle Charlie is doing just fine"

Chip: "Excuse me?"

Dale: "Yeah, sorry that you're out of the loop but my Aunt saved enough money for a sex change. Just please don't be weird or make things awkward. Nobody wants a sore Ankle"

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Firecracker

When a redneck decides to misuse any kind of flammable component which then leads to self-incinerating

Jethro wanted to impress his hot cousin by juggling containers filled with gasoline, however, he forgot to take his lit cigarette out of his mouth. Jethro then became clumsy with the juggling and a container bursted open and made direct contact to the cigarette causing a huge fire all over his body. He is now listed as a Firecracker. Meanwhile, the redneck cousin was quite impressed.

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Flame Retardant

A person with "special needs" who is also gay.

Tard #1: "Did you hear about Chuck? He came out of the closet!"
Tard #2: (makes random noises) "...and I thought I was the only Flame Retardant!" (burps)

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