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When you are receiving a blumpkin during a horrible case of diarrhea.
She agreed to give me a blumpkin, though the event was bittersweet. The girl did a good job, but my burrito from last night turned this blumpkin into a Blazing Blumpkin. At the end of the ordeal, my dirt star looked like a red giant.
During anal sex, the pitcher quickly pulls out creating a pick sock. Immediately after performing this act, the pitcher then begins to sing any 1950's rock 'n' roll song. While singing the song, the pitcher spins the catcher around to make it look as though a naked version of a sock hop is occurring.
Last night was the best Pink Sock Hop of my life! After her pink sock appeared, I began singing Chuck Berry's 'Johnny B. Goode.' Right as I began to spin her, she started singing along with me and we danced the night away!
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