20 years old

the most pointless age ever. you may as well turn 19 two years in a row. there is absolutely nothing significant about this age except, perhaps, the commonly said "you're not a teen anymore!" ... big fucking deal. i still can't legally drink.

"happy birthday, kelsey!.. wow, 20 years old!.. you're not a.."
"shut the hell up."
"hey, now! only 365 more days until you can.."
"FUCK. YOU."

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factbook

the alternate word for facebook, as many people use the social-networking website as a fact-checker.

Kaitlin: Are Zach and Liz still together?
Kelsey: I'm not sure... check factbook.
Kaitlin: ..oooh it's COMPLICATED.
Kelsey: Fair game. GET ITTTT.

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