ViperX

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tarnations

Another word for hell also see Heck. Mainly used in the southern part of the United States in the late 19th to early to mid 20th centuries.

1. What in tarnations is going on here?
2. What in tarnations are you doing to that cow Billy Bob?
3. Where in tarnations did I put my corncob buttplug?

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counting the ballroom chairs

A phrase used when one needs to defecate (potty), but does not want to reveal it to the public. Generally used when with a group of people who know the actual meaning.

<person 1> I'm going to go count the ballroom chairs.
<person 2> (ignorant of the fact) Oh okay.
<person 3> (whispers to person 2) He's actually going to go poo!
<person 2> (surprised)Oh!

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staple

Used to hold two or more peices of paper together in a slightly more permanent way then a paperclip. Also used in surgery to hold a wound together.

"Will you pass the stapler so I can staple my papers together?"

"He split his head open good, we'll need to staple it back together."

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Melly

Perfection. And all mine.

My Melly is perfect.

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chode

a movie i made with some friends, also a penis that is as long as it is wide, and it isnt usually very large for either of these.

his chode tasted like salt, and its also the best movie ever.

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napoleon dynamite

One of the worst low budget movies ever made... The guys in the movie tried way to hard to be funny and they were not funny at all....

Instead of seeing Napoleon Dynamite, see Donnie Darko. NOw thats a good low budget movie ;)

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