Andrew

Andrew is a lovely person. They always have your back and will never cross you. They are adventurous and outgoing and sometimes get injured.

However they have a few flaws: they have a micro-penis, a few weird eating habits and they’re sons tend to be autistic. They love dogs. Sorry let me rephrase that: they love to eat dogs. Grilled, steamed baked but they’re favourite is fried. Andrew’s favourite restaurant is KFD. The most famous Andrew founded KFD with his son- a hybrid dog child. He is the most autistic person you will ever meet. However, he does tutor his dog loving father. In return, his father watches his and his son’s favourite movie with him every week- Mr Peabody and Sherman.

You will never forget an Andrew.

P.S. Most Andrew’s are gay.

Do you know that knew kids name, he eats dogs and is gay?

I think he’s called Andrew

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Cory

Cory is generally a male person who is white but tries to be black. They are a literal fucking Oreo. Many people hate Cory for his personality (Nada) but mostly because he tries to act black. He is in *love* with pepper girl and I find him super sexy and he should link me at the coffee shop. ey. I hope Andrew and Nada get married. And I’ll happily suck a bbc 🥵.

Hey, it’s my n****.
Nah man it’s just Cory.Fucking Oreo