konkee

A piggy back ride.

If you can’t walk, I’ll give you a konkee.

When Kris broke his ankle, Gurk gave him a konkee to the car while Neal poked him in the butt with a stick.

Watermelon Patch

A large amount of hair in the center of the lower back above the butt crack.

There’s not a lot of hair on his back but he’s got a huge watermelon patch.