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When a dirty rotten Russian pukes in a empty baked bean tin and leaves it on a bench with a note signed lover of the Russian Queen!!
At least it was a tidy puke someone might benefit from the RottenRas'puke'tin that I left for someone.
When you are listening to Shaggy singing "It wasn't me" and you know that he is lying but you know that is exactly what your dad tells your mum about daddy daughter secret time....
I need to tell you something mum DaddyDunIt
Smack a girl in the face so her jaw drops one side then wank and cum in her mouth so the cum dribbles out one side.
I just side swiped her and she was JawNspill all over the floor
When you sniff up a big greeny and it lands on your shoe and it's too snotty and slimy to bother to attempt to clean it up so you just carry on your day and wait for it to smear onto someone or something else.
Bruv you are such a skank, that snottle is bare filth!!