ass-pussy baby

A baby that is conceived via anal sex gone wrong. When the semen is ejaculated into the asshole it inadvertently drips down and enters the vagina, resulting in the conception of a baby.

Marisa's child was an ass-pussy baby

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Hum

Short for a 'husband bum' or a lazy husband.

My SO is such a bum. He sits all day, watches tv and never helps me out in the house. He is a 'hum'.

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