futon

futon is my bestest best friend in the whole widest worldest she gets on my nerves sometimes but thats ok she is the most awsomeist awsome person in the world....The futon lives on!!!

she helps me with all of my problems!

5👍 323👎

sweater

Condom. Used by spaniels.

My spaniel likes to wear sweaters.

5👍 23👎

woot

Woot means what ever the fuck u want it to mean!.....

i got a new car WOOT WOOT!!!!!
I dropped a book on my nuts WOOT (as in FUCK!!)

15👍 50👎

swan

a man's beast

my swan is huge

14👍 29👎

marymount

Bitchy Catholic girls who are too dumb to get into Marlborough

Marlborough teaches you how to make the millions, Marymount teaches you how to marry into millions

150👍 247👎

Dalilah

Described as what every guy wants. or the perfect girl-friend.

"yo home-boy ova there's got himself a dalilah"

216👍 78👎

rusted

a word used to describe the physical state of metal after a chemical reaction has occured, or to describe any negative experience

1) That pipe has rusted
2) Damn it, today was so rusted. I got fired, and I'm still in debt.

17👍 10👎