Mastricate

Mastricate doesn't mean to chew. However, masticate does.

He's really masticating the hell out of his Wanus!

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dodge ball.

The best game where you try to knock out the people you don't like.

"When we play dodge ball today lets hit sara in the head and hopefully she'll pass out!"

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dropping the olives

a euphemism for the nasty business that happened last night, to be used in polite company

"Hey Teej, I heard you and Pam dropped some olives last night"

"Yes, Kim, it was quite messy to clean up"

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times

A stupid newspaper in NY.

"Ben likes to read the times daily"

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acid

A drug that makes people see fuckass things

"jim was on acid and saw the street light blink at him"

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Dooby

a slang for the number 2

there was dooby people there or i aint had no square in dooby days cuzz

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Muffasa

Used to describe any object, person, event, fashion or situation that is unbecoming, disagreeable, unpleasant, or just plain ugly.

Laural: Dude, did you see that new Ben Affleck movie?
Neal: Ugh, it was so muffasa style.
Laural: Yeah, he looked wicked muffasa.
Neal: So muffasa.

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