g string

fanny floss. should only be worn on women with ASS. *see picture above*

That g string is the reason why flat ass and thongs do NOT go together

660👍 337👎

dominant

When something happens that is great or good

jack: ok then its sorted
greg: dominant

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villa thug

a bald headed season ticket holder of aston villa football club who goes around shouting obsenities at dirty noses!

Paul: "if you all love the villa, slap a nose....."

10👍 6👎

Walking the dog

It is When your dick is hard and you tie some sort of string to your penis and wiggle it about like you are walking a dog.

Hey you guys, leave me lone im walking the dog!

19👍 58👎

shubazzed

Floored, wasted, schnoked, hammered, drunk, fucked up, sloshed, pissed, woozy, crosseyed, paste, noodled, huggin the porcelain toilet get it?

Holy shit I am SHIBAZZED. \
( what one would say after 8 shots of Goldschlager)

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catch the bus

To kill yourself/commit suicide.

Didn't you hear? He caught the bus last weekend...he slit his wrists.

480👍 100👎

penis ball

this is where you take your penis and roll it into a ball and tighten it up with a rubberband until it bursts like an ultimate orgasm.

Girl: You wanna fuck?
Guy: No, i just pulled off the move penis ball!!!

25👍 107👎