medomalacuphobia

the fear of losing an erection.

Carl had to go to a clinic becasue of his medomalocuphobia.

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flog the log

to spank the monkey, yank the snake, or choke the chicken

i walked in on little billy and there he was flogging his log.

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Kittyism

A female who messes men around by flirting and 'teasing' them to such an extent that the man in question has given up all hope and soon leaves the club. Common actions include: 1. The-smile-and-nab-drink-from-hand 2. Light stomach punching 3. Being ignorant

She was sooo 'doing a kitty' last night..

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continuum

A shit-tastic game filled with doucheclowns.

"0mfg i r 2 l33t 4 u c0z i r v3t N u=n00b gg ezpz -nt-"

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Bitch Fit

When a chick goes crazy and mad.

i had a BF juss now!!!

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cow punk

Cow punk is a music genre that developed in Dallas's arts district (known as Deep Ellum) in the mid nineties. Influences include punk, country and rock. Similar to psychobilly, but where psychobilly has death metal and goth influences, cow punk is all about fun times, pretty girls and good cars. Jeff Tweedy of Wilco is known as the genius behind the phenomenon. Ryan Adams (formerly of Whiskeytown), the Old 97's, and the Waco Brothers are some other notable cow punk rockers.

Put on your Buddy Holly glasses and big tacky belt buckle - we're going to a cow punk set at the Gypsy Tea Room tonight!

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T-sall

Short for "Tattersall"

My name is Kitty T-Sall.

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