A person who seems to have had a seizure and fallen on their keyboard, as every fucking word they type is grossly misspelled. Usually a fan of Hilary Duff, JoJo, and otherwise. Sometimes an Evanescence fan, so as to suggest their 't0tal raWknezz'.
Actual quote taken from the US.IMDB.com Hilary Duff boards:
Man she's too popular and too good! Amazing how many votes she gets for Mtv's TRL.
She's amazing, she can sing. It's a great song really GET IT. Her hits keep coming Why not, so yesterday, come clean, our lips our sealed and now FLY. She's the best, screw the rest! Out of those hits, 4 out 5 were number one's and So Yesterday was retired from the chart 'cause it was so good! F**k all you haters SHE'S NUMBER ONE, get use to it, she's the best! SO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT :)
Translation: I like Hilary Duff. She is an attractive young woman. I don't enjoy the music of other artists (because I'm a tree-hugging teenybopper pussy)
the act of sucking ejaculatory fluids out of the anal cavity that you just went off in: usually with a straw, more precisely the bendy kind
The other night when i jizzed in Justins butt, I fletchered that right back out of their
the precise feeling of being dipped in boiling hot marmite
argh!!! someone's dipped me in boiling hot marmite...i feel most obsitwangular