"In Chris We Trust"
Used uniformally as the solution to many problems faced by the customer facing download center at a certain mammoth software company in Redmond, WA.
Chris is among the most talented testers/devs/solution architects on the campus, and is well-respected for her ability to roxor under pressure, and create something from virtually nothing, on a reliable basis.
Random Engineer: "Hey, I noticed you have some major bugs on your site, and I've never even seen the server clusters behave like that before. Are we ok?"
Release Manager: "ICWT." "STFU, n00b."
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POO-merr-ang. Noun. Primarily used in corporate office environments involving the distribution of poo. Not to be confused with poo that rolls uphill or downhill, the poomerang is poo that is sent but inevitably returns at much higher velocity to its original vendor.
Nathan: "Why are these servers so messed up. The person who put these in must have been really dumb!!!"
Rick: "Uh, dude. You're the one who put them in, and built them wrong. Now go fix it. Poomerang, man."
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Noun. A hug from a member of the church clergy or staff to a member of the congregation in a manner that intentionally maintains distance from any private parts or unwanted contact.
Used especially by responsible adult leaders of youth programs where contact must be strictly controlled, so the leadership runs little to no risk of being branded a priest.
Older, Married, Male Church Volunteer: "I think you're awesome, Female Teenager at the Church. Give me a good Christian Hug."
Female Teenager at the Church: "Thanks, Older, Married, Male Church Volunteer. You don't creep me out like the guys at my old church did. You rock."
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