liver crossfit

Liver crossfit, much like ordinary crossfit, is a strenuous routine exercise plan...

For your liver.

Anyone committed to drinking alcohol to excess regularly is already partaking in said program. Some pretty basic exercises include throw-ups, black-outs, and shotgunning.

Statistics show that approximately 1 in 12 American adults are dependent on liver crossfit! Join the masses! Get your liver PUMPED now!
Call 1-800-ALC-KILL

"You say alcoholism, I say liver crossfit."

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gooby hole

A tradition begun in the year 1997 by the infamous Bob Craft. The essence of creating an asshole with salad tongs. A magnificent process that has baffled scientists for decades, Holocaust survivors, and noscoping scrublords all day. A gooby hole is a hole that can or may not be a sexual orifice; it may be made with salad tongs in a random place on the body that there was not an orifice before.

Tony: Damn, Bob, you see that chick over there?
Bob: Yeah I'd stick it in her gooby hole