Bearded Clam

When a girl's vagina is hairy as fuck and the hairs are long enough to look like a clam with a huge beard.

Teacher- Bobby, why don't you come over to my desk? I need to talk to you.

Bobby- ew fuck no, you have a bearded clam that probably smells like wizard cock...

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KMA

Abbreviation for Kiss My Ass.

Bobby- ugh I am not in the mood for math.

Teacher- KMA, I don't give a damn what you want.

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