fartpants

Originated near Frederick, MD circa 2004---noun---One who farts so viciously it leaves a pungent odor in their pants that may last an extended period of time.

Dude...Tim has some killer "fartpants" today.

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eggpants

Originated on a warm drunken summer's night in Gaithersburg, MD. The man, the myth, the legend. The eggpants...

Jodi messed up his name so badly...we have decided to name him eggpants.

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lumper

Circa 2003, Frederick, MD. A lumper is when you pass-gas only to have the excretion interupted by an unexpected turd.

Tim was so excited that he went to pass-gas, and to his suprise, felt a "lumper".

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