coronameet

When you hook up with your mates via video conference or video chat while staying in home

Let’s coronameet later today! Cheers, mate!

UD-turned

When you thought of a smart newly-minted UD word, and it turned out it had been there for ages and you needed to start over

You’ve been UD-turned twice tonight. Third time is a charm, you git!

Crisped

Figuratively, what you feel when your life hopes are suddenly in shambles.
Literally, when you opted for a CRISPR upgrade by someone missed a letter or two and you spend your life in a slum instead of a penthouse

I feel soo crisped these days. Back to my folks’ basement again.