Darlen

A broke man with crippling gambling debt and an inability to operate motor vehicles.

Person A: Do you see that guy Darlen over there?
Person B: Yeah, he's broke.

Person A: Yep

"Darlen walks over"

Darlen: Would you guys be able to spare some change
Person A: No, you'd just gamble it away.

Darlen: MI BOMBACLAT