Failure Bowl

This is an expression that people use when things don't go right. Can be used as a witty reply to someone or used to admit a mistake you made. Also used to express sympathy when something goes wrong to someone else.
Use instead of "your problem".

Derived from the noun "failure bowl" a bowl of comfort food that should not be consumed if you are on a diet. One would eat a failure bowl if they are upset about a mistake.

Example 1
Person 1: By mistake I just formatted my hard drive.
Person 2: That's a big failure bowl. your problem

Example 2
I just had a crime scene in my pants because my tampon leaked. Failure Bowl.

Example 3
Person 1: (trips on stairs)
Person 2: That's a failure bowl

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Left me hanging

When your partner says they will call you but fall asleep instead.

Hi baby, I'm hanging out with my friend but I'll call you when I'm done.
7 hour later, no call.
My partner left me hanging tonight by not calling me.

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